The FREE PICKLE
Is your pickle feeling trapped? Does it feel stifled in those tight hipster pants? It's time for all of the oppressed pickles out there to pop that button, drop that zipper, and set your pickle FREE!
Make Pickles Great Again
In a society where the pickle is constantly being berated and shamed, many pickles are feeling oppressed and discriminated against... Enough is enough! Here at Free the Pickle we encourage all pickles to be their true selves and live their best lives. Set your pickle free! #pickleshaming #picklepositivity
My Pickle, My Choice
Empower the Pickle-
All Pickles Are Beautiful
Pickle PositivityNot all pickles are 6>inches, extra crunchy, or sweet with just a hint of sour. Pickles are unique and come in all shapes, sizes and tastes. Encourage pickle positivity and stand up against pickle shaming.
We believe that all pickles are beautiful and that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. #donthate #allpicklesarebeautiful
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Pickles of All Shapes and Sizes
THE FACTS
Globally, there is an estimated 3.97 billion pickles and growing...
6 out of 10 pickles say they have been verbally ridiculed or mocked.
56% of pickles have been feeling isolated and neglected.
Estimated 2.4 billion pickles have used "enhancers" to make them feel adequate.
No Pickle Left Behind
The Free Pickle is committed to preserving the rights afforded to us by our fore-pickles who sacrificed their lives to defend against tyranny, facism, and hurt feelings. From Gherkin, to Kosher, to Dill, to pickles who identify as an eggplant, ALL PICKLES ARE EQUAL AND DESERVE A CHANCE.